ﻋﺰﻳﺰﻱ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺑﻲ ، ﻣﺎ ﺑﺘﻜﻮﻥ ﻋﺸﺖ ﻃﻔﻮﻟﺘﻚ ...
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻃﻌﻤﺘﻚ ﺇﻣﻚ ﻓﻠﻔﻞ ﺃﺳﻮﺩ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻛﻠﻤﺔ ﻭﺳﺨﺔ
ﻗﻠﺘﻬﺎ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﺗﺴﻜﺮ ﻋﻠﻴﻚ ﺑﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﻡ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻟﻌﺒﺖ )ﻧﻴﺪ ﻓﻮﺭ ﺳﺒﻴﺪ( ﻣﻠﻴﻮﻥ ﻣﺮﺓ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺘﺰﺣﻠﻖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺩﺭﺑﺰﻳﻦ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﺝ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺼﺮﺥ ﻭﺗﺴﻮﻱ ﺑﺎﻱ ﺑﺎﻱ ﻛﻞ ﻣﺎ ﻣﺮﺕ ﻃﻴﺎﺭﺓ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺴﺘﻨﻰ ﺍﻟﺮﺍﺑﻊ ﺍﻻﺑﺘﺪﺍﺋﻲ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻜﺘﺐ ﺑﺎﻟﺤﺒﺮ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺇﻣﻚ ﺗﺴﺄﻟﻚ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻟﺴﺎﻋﺔ ﻭﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﻘﻮﻟﻠﻬﺎ :
ﺍﻟﻜﺒﻴﺮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺃﺭﺑﻌﺔ ﻭﺍﻟﺼﻐﻴﺮ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺳﺘﺔ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺤﺲ ﺑﺈﻧﺠﺎﺯ ﻭﻓﺮﺡ ﻭﺇﺷﻲ ﻋﻈﻴﻢ ﺇﺫﺍ ﻃﻠﻌﺖ
ﺍﻟﺸﻤﺲ ﻭﺇﻧﺖ ﻟﺴﺔ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻤﺖ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺤﺮﻕ ﺍﻃﺮﺍﻑ ﻭﺭﻗﺔ ﺍﻟﺪﻓﺘﺮ ﻟﻠﺘﺰﻳﻴﻦ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺴﻜﺮ ﺑﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﺜﻼﺟﺔ ﺑﺒﻂﺀ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ
ﻣﺘﻰ ﺑﺘﻄﻔﻲ ﺍﻟﻠﻤﺒﺔ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺤﺎﻭﻝ ﺗﻮﺍﺯﻥ ﻣﻔﺎﺗﻴﺢ ﺍﻟﻜﻬﺮﺑﺎﺀ ﺑﻴﻦ on ﻭ
! Off
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﺎﻥ ﻟﻤّﺎ ﺣﺪﺍ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻫﻠﻚ ﻳﻄﻠﺐ ﻣﻨﻚ ﻛﺎﺳﺔ ﻣﻲ ؛
ﺇﻧﻚ ﻻﺯﻡ ﺗﺸﺮﺏ ﺷﻮﻱ ﻭﻗﺒﻞ ﻣﺎ ﺗﺪﺧﻞ ﺗﻤﺴﺢ ﺛﻤﻚ
ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻣﺎ ﺣﺪﺍ ﻳﻌﺮﻑ ﺇﻧﻚ ﺷﺮﺑﺖ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﻛﺮﺓ ﺃﻭ ﺃﻭﺍﻋﻲ ﺗﺤﺖ ﻗﻤﻴﺼﻚ ﻭﻋﻤﻠﺖ
ﺣﺎﻟﻚ ﺣﺎﻣﻞ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻟﻌﺒﺖ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ﻭﻋﺮﻳﺲ ﺃﻭ ﺑﻴﺖ ﺑﻴﻮﺕ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﺭﺍﺳﻚ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺣﺪﺍﻳﺪ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﺝ ﻭﻋﻠﻘﺖ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﻔﻜﺮ ﻭﺇﻧﺖ ﺑﺎﻟﺴﻴﺎﺭﺓ ﺇﻧﻪ ﺍﻟﻘﻤﺮ ﺑﻠﺤﻖ ﻓﻴﻜﻢ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺩﻓﻨﺖ ﻋﺼﻔﻮﺭ ﻭﺻﻠﻴﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ !
- ﻟﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻄﻴﺖ ﻣﻦ ﻛﻨﺒﺎﻳﺔ ﻟﻜﻨﺒﺎﻳﺔ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﺗﻨﻘﺬ ﺣﺎﻟﻚ ﻣﻦ
ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺭ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺗﺤﺖ !!
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