حمودي الكبيسي
27-07-2010, 12:10 AM
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سوداني دخل مستشفى يسأل على قريبه قالوله بالاستعلامات شو معو قاللهم: سيارة مازدا
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مدرس انجليزي قال لسوداني حط كلمة
has في جملة
قاله has بي الله ونعم الوكيل.
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لبنانية سألوها...شو عملتي بمكة قالت اول شي عملنا
tour حول الكعبة بعدين عملنا touch للحجر الاسود بعدين عملنا walk بين الصفا والمروة.... واخدناdrink من زمزم.... وآخر شي رمينا stone على هيدا اللي عامل كثير مشاكل مع الله:
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صعيدي صايم اتصل ببرنامج مايطلبه المستمعون.......قالوله شنو تحب تسمع
قاللهم...لو ممكن مقطع من اذان المغرب
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سألو سائق من افضل المطربين
قال... مايكل (داتسون)....(مازدا) الرومي.....(اسكودا) الشمالي
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زفر...دزعة .....غمزه..... زته ....دزعه.......زته.....زفر.... ....**ع
هذا واحد سوداني يقول رقم الموبايل لخوه
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سؤال.....
ما الفرق بين هيفاء وهبي ونانسي عجرم في الحب
جواب....
هيفاء وهبي ...تقول...آه.....
ونانسي عجرم...تقول...آه ونص
سوداني دخل مستشفى يسأل على قريبه قالوله بالاستعلامات شو معو قاللهم: سيارة مازدا
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مدرس انجليزي قال لسوداني حط كلمة
has في جملة
قاله has بي الله ونعم الوكيل.
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لبنانية سألوها...شو عملتي بمكة قالت اول شي عملنا
tour حول الكعبة بعدين عملنا touch للحجر الاسود بعدين عملنا walk بين الصفا والمروة.... واخدناdrink من زمزم.... وآخر شي رمينا stone على هيدا اللي عامل كثير مشاكل مع الله:
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صعيدي صايم اتصل ببرنامج مايطلبه المستمعون.......قالوله شنو تحب تسمع
قاللهم...لو ممكن مقطع من اذان المغرب
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سألو سائق من افضل المطربين
قال... مايكل (داتسون)....(مازدا) الرومي.....(اسكودا) الشمالي
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زفر...دزعة .....غمزه..... زته ....دزعه.......زته.....زفر.... ....**ع
هذا واحد سوداني يقول رقم الموبايل لخوه
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سؤال.....
ما الفرق بين هيفاء وهبي ونانسي عجرم في الحب
جواب....
هيفاء وهبي ...تقول...آه.....
ونانسي عجرم...تقول...آه ونص